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Sonja
Boise, US
★★★★★ 3
Just ok
These are just simply too large to use as chapstick unless you do both top and bottom at the same time ( no thank you). I threw them away. 3 stars because it appears to be a good product, but they got the packaging all wrong to call it chap stick.
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Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Replaced Vaseline - Far superior product
I received this as a gift a few months ago and it's all I use now. I use it on my lips and on my neck wrinkles. Do not leave it in a warm environment, like hot car or pants pockets, it will get very soft. If it does get soft, i just dab it on ranther than rolling/wiping on. Also its best to roll it down when not in use, but not necessary. I used to be addicted to Vaseline products for my lips and this is far superior in many ways.
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Jon Robles
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 1
Not really good as a lip balm
It is way too melty or liquidy when applying. It's like putting oil on your lips. No staying power. I actually ended using it more as a skin moisturizer like a lotion. It's pretty good for that. I haven't even tried taking it with me in my pocket as I think it'll turn to a liquid like coconut oil down here in sunny hot Florida. .
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Judy donn
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Great soothing for dry itcy skin
Scent: Oatmeal & Honey
Great product
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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Erica B
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
What I needed!
Scent: Oatmeal & Honey
My skin it very sensitive and dry which makes finding a good soap difficult. I'm also not able to use exfoliating products as it is painful and/or damages my skin but a wash cloth isn't enough. This soap is great in that there are very few ingredients and they are all natural so no skin reactions. It is actually soothing. The whole oatmeal in it exfoliates but also softens so no pain or skin damage. Definitely plan to continue ordering this product.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026

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